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By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses should be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a steered snack to your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl:
It's the deal with.
The resolution: Don't flush. enable the subsequent man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC publication, you'll by no means examine the realm an analogous method back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish which could swim up our genitals to the e coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, aggravating phenomena are in every single place we flip. academic, exciting, and undeniably scary, this e-book isn't sure to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's sure to make a while there extra . . . informed.


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Like many accidents we see in the emergency department, alcohol was involved. Other effects of alcohol include making poor decisions, such as going to a Jonas Brothers concert as an adult or, well, ever. Another effect is taking on a task that a sober person would recognize that he or she has neither the skills nor the motivation to do, whether driving, drilling, or anything else. Unfortunately, the “Don’t Drink and Drill” campaign never caught on, nor did the organization BADD, Builders Against Drunk Drilling.

There is still a limit as to how large an object can ultimately fit without causing a tear or damage. We’re not sure what the record is, but we’ll continue to keep track of people who try to set it. Which Fork Does Etiquette Suggest You Use Here? For utensils to be useful for handling food, they must be long and easy to grip. This feature also makes them great for other activities, too. Often, picking the right utensil for a specific use can be a difficult task. For purposes such as this, a knife is obviously too sharp and may cause damage, while a spoon could potentially be too dull and thereby not as stimulating.

One of the most common forms of high blood pressure can be affected by salt intake. This patient had more than high blood pressure to worry about, though, which probably raised his blood pressure even more. Salt can have some benefits. In America, salt contains iodine. If you do not have iodine, your brain sends hormonal messages to the thyroid that may cause it to grow larger and develop a goiter in an attempt to make more thyroid hormone. The thyroid gland can grow so large that it can wrap around the throat and extend down into the chest.

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