By Craig Shaw Gardner
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Henry David Thoreau Solitude 64 a l i f e c h o i c e The majority of men devote the greater part of their lives to making their remaining years unhappy.
I’d rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh – anything but work. Abraham Lincoln 41 a p a t h y The chief attraction of military service has consisted and will consist in this compulsory and irreproachable idleness. Tolstoy War and Peace 42 a l i f e c h o i c e Put off the evil hour as long as you can. Proverb 43 a p a t h y As peace is the end of war, so to be idle is the ultimate purpose of the busy. Samuel Johnson The Idler 44 a l i f e c h o i c e He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.
Proverb 45 a p a t h y Hard work has never killed anyone, but it frightens some people half to death. Aldous Huxley 46 a l i f e c h o i c e Marriage has many pains but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson Rasselas 47 a p a t h y If it rained knowledge, I’d hold out my hand; but I would not give myself the trouble to go in quest of it. Boswell Life of Johnson 48 a l i f e c h o i c e In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Benjamin F ranklin Franklin letter to Jean-Baptiste Le Roy 49 a p a t h y Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.