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By Johnny Sharpe

Delve into those pages to find a substantial selection of saucy sidesplitters that'll have your mates howling with laughter—or blushing with embarrassment! impolite and raunchy, this ebook isn't really for the faint-hearted, however it promises a barrelful of abdominal laughs because it takes a mischievous peek on the naughtier part of lifestyles.

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Bugger," he muttered to himself, looking around for inspiration. Suddenly, he spotted an old cow pat in the grass, it had dried up in the warm sun and turned white and crumbly. Quick as a flash, he picked it up, crumpled it into fine dust and decided to take a chance. After lunch, the Lord called for his manservant. " As the manservant did as he was asked, the Lord sniffed the air suspiciously. " "No," came the reply from his eminent guest. " "Then take some snuff," said the Lord handing him the casket.

Down at his local social club, Jack was amazed to see a girl lean over the table exposing her bare bum. Not only that, but on each buttock was tattooed the number 6. Jack immediately felt it was a sign he was going to be lucky, so he went over to the treasurer and bought ticket 66 for the prize draw the next night. It was a bonus prize of £1,000. " asked the disappointed Jack. " * A man went round to his mate's house, and the wife answered the door. " "No," she said. " Later her husband comes home.

By the way," he said to him, "I've run out of snuff. " An hour later the manservant was returning from the village when he realised he'd forgotten the snuff. "Bugger," he muttered to himself, looking around for inspiration. Suddenly, he spotted an old cow pat in the grass, it had dried up in the warm sun and turned white and crumbly. Quick as a flash, he picked it up, crumpled it into fine dust and decided to take a chance. After lunch, the Lord called for his manservant. " As the manservant did as he was asked, the Lord sniffed the air suspiciously.

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