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By Brian Yansky

A well mannered race of telepathic killer extraterrestrial beings, a ten-second global conquest, and one teenage boy collide during this wry, gutsy adventure.

Jesse is in heritage category while an impressive, effective race of extraterrestrial beings quietly takes over the earth in much less time than it takes him to sweep his tooth. such a lot people easily doze off and not get up. In moments, all people Jesse is familiar with and loves is long past, and he unearths that he's now a slave to a clumsy alien chief. at the shiny part, Jesse discovers he’s constructing telepathic powers, and he’s no longer the single one. quickly he’s forging new friendships and feeling without warning hopeful. while a mysterious woman seems to be in his desires, speaking approximately escaping, Jesse starts to imagine the extraterrestrial beings will not be invincible in spite of everything. but when Jesse and his neighbors be triumphant, is there at any place left to head? Brian Yansky deals a humorous, grim novel choked with every thing boys and sci-fi fanatics love: extraterrestrial beings, humor, motion, and a hefty dose of triumph.

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Clean, modest, moral, nunlike, platonic, priest-like, pure, spotless, stainless, undefiled, unknown to men, unknown to women, unripe fruit, unspoiled, unstained, unsullied, untouched, upright, vestal, virginal, virtuous, wholesome, without sin Mr. Clean: refers to a brand name household cleaner; links cleanliness with sexual restraint. Cheat on (to) see Adultery, Cuckoldry, Mistress Few current slang terms for monogamy exist, with the amusing exception o/monotony. basketeer, burn, cat around, chippy on, cruise, dilly-dally, dog on, doublecross, engage in an extra-marital affair, engage in extracurricular activities, fan one's ass, fan one's pussy, fish, flag, flirt, fool around, give up rhythm, go on a fishing expedition, hit and run, horse around, jack around, jazz around, Philander: from the Greek philandros, meaning loving men.

Despoil, devirginate, devirginize, dock, first (be one's), feel up, foraminate, get through, have, hymen climbin', lose it, make damaged goods, manhandle, mess with, muck about with, paw, perforate, pick one's cherry, pick one's lock, pierce, pluck, pluck one's cherry, pop a cherry, pop one open, pop one's cork, punch, puncture, ransack, rape, ravage, ravish, ruin, scutde, seduce, split one's cup, spoil, take one's cherry, trim, trim one's buff, violate, wrack of maidenhead Crack Judy's teacup: refers to copulation with a virgin; the vessel, though not broken, is cracked or blemished.

Kazoo, keel, keester, keister, la-la, labonza, lard ass, latter end, limb, little Mary, luds, male tail, moon, mottob, mudflaps, Mottob: an example of slang derived from backward spelling. nachas, nates, nockandro, North Pole, oil bags, paddies, parking place, parts behind, pod, poop, pooper, posteriors, postern, prat, prats, pressed ham, promontories, quoit, rass, rear, rear end, royal buns, rumble seat, rumdadum, rump, rumpus, rumpus delecti, rusty dusty, saddle leather, scut, seat, seat of the pants, sess, sit-me-down, sit-upon, sitter, sitting room, snatch, sotting, Tokus (also tochas, tockus):from Yiddish for buttocks.

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