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By Andrew Kaufman

All Tom's buddies fairly are superheroes.

There's the Ear, the Spooner, the very unlikely guy. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. yet at their marriage ceremony, the Perfectionist used to be hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, in fact) to think that Tom is invisible. not anything he does could make her see him. Six months later, she's convinced that Tom has deserted her.

So she's relocating to Vancouver. She'll use her superpower to make Vancouver ideal and go away all of the heartbreak in Toronto. without notion Tom's beside her, she forums an plane in Toronto. Tom has till the wheels contact the floor in Vancouver to persuade her he's seen, or he loses her perpetually.

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Bugger," he muttered to himself, looking around for inspiration. Suddenly, he spotted an old cow pat in the grass, it had dried up in the warm sun and turned white and crumbly. Quick as a flash, he picked it up, crumpled it into fine dust and decided to take a chance. After lunch, the Lord called for his manservant. " As the manservant did as he was asked, the Lord sniffed the air suspiciously. " "No," came the reply from his eminent guest. " "Then take some snuff," said the Lord handing him the casket.

Down at his local social club, Jack was amazed to see a girl lean over the table exposing her bare bum. Not only that, but on each buttock was tattooed the number 6. Jack immediately felt it was a sign he was going to be lucky, so he went over to the treasurer and bought ticket 66 for the prize draw the next night. It was a bonus prize of £1,000. " asked the disappointed Jack. " * A man went round to his mate's house, and the wife answered the door. " "No," she said. " Later her husband comes home.

By the way," he said to him, "I've run out of snuff. " An hour later the manservant was returning from the village when he realised he'd forgotten the snuff. "Bugger," he muttered to himself, looking around for inspiration. Suddenly, he spotted an old cow pat in the grass, it had dried up in the warm sun and turned white and crumbly. Quick as a flash, he picked it up, crumpled it into fine dust and decided to take a chance. After lunch, the Lord called for his manservant. " As the manservant did as he was asked, the Lord sniffed the air suspiciously.

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